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thedailywhat:

This Is Pretty Upsetting of the Day: A young kid named Andrew, who apparently has his own show on White Pride TV? (which is apparently a thing?), draws parallels between the movie Marmaduke and how “different races come and say that white people shouldn’t have their own land.”

Kids these days, amirite?

[videogum.]

Is it weird that the freakiest thing about this is his accent? Is he British? Does he have a speech impediment? Both? I have no idea.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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thedailywhat: This Is How It’s Done of the Day: Long story short, Redditor Contra3’s girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) cheated on him, so he logged into her Netflix account and rated up certain movies until he “reached the desired result.” Best passive-aggressive note ever. [reddit.] LOL BAMBI

thedailywhat:

This Is How It’s Done of the Day: Long story short, Redditor Contra3’s girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) cheated on him, so he logged into her Netflix account and rated up certain movies until he “reached the desired result.”

Best passive-aggressive note ever.

[reddit.]

LOL BAMBI

(Source: thedailywhat)

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IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND RIGHT NOW…

madmanwithabox:

subwaytovenus:

zebablah:

astronomydomino:

zipcodelove:

Huw Webb

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(via swanandotututorres)

DAMON FUCKING ALBARN AND DAVID BOWIE.

John Keats

:|

Daft Punk

The Doctor? xD

A crab.

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caughtfire: whatserekim: leapwithziggy: blueegiraffe: nevillefuckinglongbottom-: yeowah: epoybabykoh: Ugh, I hate when this happens ! >:( story of my life. the minute that never ends >:’( I HATE when this happens. THIS HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS, TOO!? GOD, IT’S HORRIBLE. Don’t point your toes when you stretch your leg. THIS IS MY LIFE THE PAINNNN I find that drinking a lot of water helps this quite a bit but then you have to pee a TON in the morning.

caughtfire:

whatserekim:

leapwithziggy:

blueegiraffe:

nevillefuckinglongbottom-:

yeowah:

epoybabykoh:

Ugh, I hate when this happens ! >:(

story of my life.

the minute that never ends >:’(

I HATE when this happens.

THIS HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS, TOO!? GOD, IT’S HORRIBLE.

Don’t point your toes when you stretch your leg.

THIS IS MY LIFE

THE PAINNNN

I find that drinking a lot of water helps this quite a bit but then you have to pee a TON in the morning.

(Source: ef-rum, via graydorians)

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I think I've set a record

  • Madi: So I think I might actually be following 3 straight guys on tumblr
  • Madi: I think I've set a record
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This is the best show currently on tv.

This is the best show currently on tv.

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gummibeartwist: RTT I thought Alex Carpenter was teh sexiest thing evah?  I’m so glad I’m not 14 anymore.  Still love the music, though. Lol I definitely remember you almost peeing your pants when we talked to him. BB LEXIE AWWW!!!

gummibeartwist:

RTT I thought Alex Carpenter was teh sexiest thing evah? 

I’m so glad I’m not 14 anymore. 

Still love the music, though.

Lol I definitely remember you almost peeing your pants when we talked to him.

BB LEXIE AWWW!!!

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SUP NOAH, WE CAN CHILL

  • Brother: Kylie, are you a Gryffindor?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Brother: EW. I'm a Hufflepuff! I don't want to associate with you!
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TITLESSS

  • R: Why can't you be MY PCA?
  • Catie: Because I'm D's PCA!
  • R: I know, but... When you're done!
  • Catie: When I'm done with what?
  • R: When you're done being her PCA, you can be mine!
  • Catie: I don't think you're going to need a PCA, dude.
  • R: That's not fair!
  • Catie: I... You can play Jenga with us, ok?
  • R: And Guess Who.
  • Catie: All right.